What I've Been Getting Up To

I invented the it

 

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Well I'm a marketing manager

 

Well I'm two marketing managers.

 

I invented emoji

 

I am Chuck Norris

 

I'm a jnr intern

 

I'm Bruce Lee and Tony Jaa

 

And my mum bought me an iPad. One. 

 

I am cookie. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN


Jk

 

well I'm guessing cookie may retire again

 

My mum is Barack Obama's mistress.

 

My mom is the pope!

 

Well shit, son, Cookie is actually Barack Obama

 

I'm cookies mum.

 

I live in your pocketbook

 

I am the wind beneath your wings

 

So take...
... These broken wings...
And learn to fly again ....

 

It cost too much to repair the wings?

 

I invented wing repair