What I've Been Getting Up To

(Jr intern sounds suitable)

 

Dawn,

Could you sign off all your posts to include your MIDDLE name please 

 

I demand my own office.

 

Captain Cookie0024

The Italian firm where you failed your first internship, has anyone ever heard of them?

 

I've been doing freelance work for Victoria secret and in my spare time i work for NASA designing rockets and stuff 

 

How about your own corner and some gummy bears?

 

Dawn,

As you've been involved in Property Development since the age of 15 could you comment on the current macro-economic outlook?

 

Foot, I also work for nasa, and guess what? I own the pacific sea. Oh, and I also bought every call of duty franchise, and I am making the ps4.

 

Yeah well I was the first player. Ever.

And I got sacked. As a mod. Without being told why.

So ner.

 

so you're the guy who's been stealing me doughnut in the morning?

 

No that was me foot. Le foodie monster

 

Speaking of doughnuts...

"...

I was walking home from college, and something rather peculiar happened. I was kinda casually swaggering along, minding my own business, planning how many women you can fit in a houseboat, when a strange noise emanated from behind me.

"UUUH"

I walked a little quicker


"EEEH"

I was starting to wonder what this noise might be, could be Andy the tramp having a heart attack? Could it be a strange bird having a heart attack? I did not know. So I looked round.

My boss was running after me waving a doughnut above his head. He's a respected, well-known member of the estate agent community, who evidently likes to make these noises whilst running as fast as he can whilst holding jam-filled baked goods above his head.

He caught up to me, put the doughnut in my hand, and casually walked off.

..."

 

you're now my nemesisisssis

 

wtf

 

Foot you love me too much. Don't be a silly, just buy me more doughnuts 

 

while we are making up occupations here i use to be a lion tamer and a trapeze artist when I was 3 years old

 

it's ok hal i own a major doughnut franchise 

 

Foot pls, I rode elephants at 6 months

 

I trained you

But then you chained me to the kitchen sink and lost the keys

 

I better be getting free doughnuts 