The Corrupt Wishing Game

[Katie]

Granted, but they died 5 years ago

I wish I wasn’t allergic to laundry detergent.

 

[Sherily]

Granted, but now you are addicted to laundry detergent.

I wish my blankets were already dry.

 

[Maddi_Matsu]

Granted but now you’re sheets are always suspiciously wet

I wish I had some nachos

 

[Whips]

Granted, but it will be missing the cheese

I wish that I had more clothes

 

[RoseMilkTea]

Granted but all of them have stains

I wish netflix had my favorite shows

 

[RainInMe]

Granted but you don’t have a anywhere to watch it.



I wish I had some clean water to drink.

 

[Mori]

Granted, but nobody else would have clean water to drink.

I wish I can have the courage to ask my crush out.

 

[RainInMe]

Just ask me out ? ajem! Lol
Granted but your crush got crushed by a car. Boop.




I wish I was smarter.

 

[Parsec13-Ipseity_Eunoia]

Just ask me out ? ajem! Lol
Granted but your crush got crushed by a car. Boop.


I wish I was smarter.

Granted but everyone else’s IQ point dropped by 25%

I wish I knew how rich ppl accumulated wealth and connections.

 

[Mori]

Granted, but you’d forget everything else.

I wish I never have to shave my legs.

 

[Maddi_Matsu]

Granted but now you’re sheets are always suspiciously wet

I wish I had some nachos

Granted, but it will be missing the cheese

I wish that I had more clothes

I would just like to say this happened, I was making nachos and discovered that I have no cheese. I am shook.

 

[Nemo]

Granted, but you’d forget everything else.

I wish I never have to shave my legs.

Granted, but your hair will still grow and you can't do anything about it

I wish I wasn't lazy

 

[Epistemologia]

Granted, but you’d forget everything else.

I wish I never have to shave my legs.

Granted, but your hair will still grow and you can't do anything about it

I wish I wasn't lazy

Granted. But now you have a 18 hours/day hard to do job 6 days a week and you can't quit it.
I wish the cold I caught would be gone asap.

 

[-iLyssaTheGummyBearKissa-]

Granted, but now its too hot to live comfortably

I wish I was a cat ?

 

[Ravenclaw_Gal]

Granted, but now its too hot to live comfortably

I wish I was a cat ?

Granted you've used up all of your 8 lives and only have 1 life left.

I wish I had speed as a superpower.

 

[LiIith5]

Granted you've used up all of your 8 lives and only have 1 life left.

I wish I had speed as a superpower.

Granted, but you will fall and break a bone everytime you run further than 100 meters

I wish i wouldnt have to learn for tests to get a good grade?

 

[RoseMilkTea]

Granted but now your test scores don't reflect your actual knowledge or skills and all your jobs are super underwhelmed with your performance.

I wish i could quit my job

 

[LiIith5]

Granted but now your test scores don't reflect your actual knowledge or skills and all your jobs are super underwhelmed with your performance.

I wish i could quit my job

Granted but you will losse all your possessions and live on the streets with nothing but your clothes?

I wish i had more money

 

[Kefo]

Granted but world war 3 starts and your currency becomes worthless

I wish the sun was cooler

 

[HarleyVon]

Granted, but everything will become ice

I wish I could be a mermaid