The Corrupt Wishing Game

[RoseMilkTea]

Granted but your phone turns off after every 30s you're on pimd

I wish i had a private pool i could swim in

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Granted but no one else can swim in it or they drown.

I wish i had a personal maid

 

[Brattitude]

granted but she steals from you whenever she comes to your place to clean

i wish i could eat whatever i want and not gain weight

 

[Victoria]

Granted, but now everything you eat makes you sick.

I wish I could turn water into wine.

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Granted but now you're a celibate jewish man.

I wish my body never hurt

 

[RawringHotCoffee]

Granted, but now your body is always numb.

I wish I never had to sleep

 

[-RADEN_BagusIngarso-]

Granted, but you won't be able to have wild dream in your sleep ever again.

I wish that someday working is just same as playing a game

 

[Victoria]

Granted, but you never make money working again.

I wish traffic wasn't a thing.

 

[Alicia14]

R/monkeypaws

 

[Kefo]

I think this one has been done in pimd forums before too ?

 

[Maddi_Matsu]

Granted, but you never make money working again.

I wish traffic wasn't a thing.

Granted, but now you’re always late to where you’re going.

I wish I could stop and start time.

 

[morticia]

Granted, but every so often it starts and stops on its own at the most inconvenient times

I wish I had money

 

[ForeveR-DanK]

Granted, but every so often it starts and stops on its own at the most inconvenient times

I wish I had money

Granted, but it's all useless Monopoly muneh.

I wish I had a breakfast burrito.

 

[RainInMe]

Granted but you’ll have diarrhea ?



I wish I could be a penguin.

 

[Starry_Night]

Granted but you’ll have diarrhea ?



I wish I could be a penguin.

Granted, but you’re constantly hunted down by leopard seals.



I wish I could have a healthy romantic relationship.

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Granted but it's with your mother.

I wish my eyesight was perfect

 

[ForeveR-DanK]

Granted, but you'll require 20 eyes for your perfect vision.

I wish it was always Autumn.

 

[Shadowfall]

Granted, but all falling leaves spread a flesh eating bacteria...

I wish I had more bentos tbh

 

[Shadowfall]

Granted but it's with your mother.

I wish my eyesight was perfect

Hush, glasses are cute

 

[Sherily]

Granted, but all falling leaves spread a flesh eating bacteria...

I wish I had more bentos tbh

Granted, but I farm you for all of them.

I wish I slept more last night.