The Corrupt Wishing Game

[Brattitude]

Here’s a fun little forum game that i like to participate on another forum that i use frequently.

it’s simple one person makes a wish and the next person grants it BUT there has to be a downfall to it.

Example: “i wish i was rich” and the next person to comment responds “granted, but you won’t be able to use any money for personal gain or pleasure” and then they make a wish of their own and repeat.

Get it? Okay i’ll start: i wish i could fall asleep whenever i wanted to

 

[Remembered]

i wish nobody's wishes get granted.

 

[Brattitude]

Granted, but that also includes whatever you wish for

i wish to eat pineapple and watermelon

 

[Remembered]

granted, but you're deathly allergic and there's no epipen.

i wish nobody's wishes get granted, except for mine.

 

[Brattitude]

granted, but now everyone hates you because you’re ruining their fun

i wish to be good at baking.

 

[Remembered]

granted, but now the game is over.

thank you everybody, and goodnight.

 

[Brattitude]

Anyway continuing on

i still wish to be good at baking.

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

granted, but now everyone hates you because you’re ruining their fun

i wish to be good at baking.

Granted but you'll burn yourself every time you use an oven.

I wish the weather wasn't chapping up my lips

 

[RainInMe]

Granted, but you can’t ever kiss anyone or anything...

I wish I can fly...

 

[Brattitude]

Granted, but now you’re also deathly afraid of heights.

I wish i could exercise effortlessly

 

[Remembered]

granted, but you'll never lose any weight.

i wish i didn't have allergies.

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Granted but now you're too afraid to leave your house

I wish i was taller

 

[Brattitude]

Granted but now you’re abnormally tall.

I wish i was able to read other people’s minds.

 

[Remembered]

granted, but now everyone can read your thoughts, and can tell when you're reading theirs.

i wish a had more money.

 

[Oasis]

Granted, but you have to give 75% of it to me.

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow

 

[Remembered]

granted, but you'll never see another animal again -_-

i wish i was a better artist.

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Granted but now you have to cut an ear off.

I wish i had a pair of heart shaped glasses

 

[Remembered]

pAhAhAhahaha — i laughed harder at that than i should have.

granted, but you'll go blind whenever you put them on.

i wish i could work at gordon ramsay's restaurant. the one in london.

 

[Parsec13-Ipseity_Eunoia]

Granted but now you have to cut an ear off.

I wish i had a pair of heart shaped glasses

Granted but the heart-shape is your own heart.

I wish I had more money in my bank account than I can spend.

 

[Victoria]

Granted, but now anyone else can spend it, too.

I wish I could choose what I got out of a hunt box when opening it.