Stupid Questions Stupid Answers

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by RevolutionaryWolf, May 18, 2014.

  1. My parents had sex and the condom broke.



    What is black?
     
  2. My dick, the only non part of my white body.

    What is the color of my butthole?
     
  3. It was red after I got done with it last night. ;)



    Why?
     
  4. Because Alan fingers his butt hole

    Why are there no books here
     
  5. Because books are 4 chumps.



    When is it appropriate to scratch your balls in public?
     
  6. Always.

    Why does my sister look like a pimp?
     
  7. Why did the chicken cross the road






    ?because that bish got places to be
     
  8. Cause she is obey

    Why is the word lol so common?
     
  9. Because it makes stupid jokes think they're special.

    Why are white people white?
     
  10. Because they don't tan.


    Why do people park in driveways and drive on parkways?
     
  11. Because they woke up on the bright side of the rainbow

    Why is poop brown?
     
  12. I change my question to why did i fail
     
  13. Because they drink milk

    Why won't my door close?
     
  14. Cause you fell

    Why does sun shine make things shine
     
  15. Wow that was late
     
  16. Cuz the sun does what it wants.

    Why is a laptop called a laptop?
     
  17. Because they're cool and have nice keyboards.

    Why is my name Obey?
     
  18. Because yolo

    Why is the sky blue
     
  19. Because god ran out of purple

    Why does my hedgehog hate me?
     
  20. Because you have a pet hedgehog...



    Why am I dead?