Stupid Questions Stupid Answers

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by RevolutionaryWolf, May 18, 2014.

  1. Because they can't accept their noobieness.


    Why is toast toast?
     
  2. Because you put it in the toaster.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
     
  3. To find his other thong.


    Why is the world round?
     
  4. Because the moon is square...

    Why is my name not chandler?
     
  5. Because you didn't put it in your name.

    why is it that what goes ups...most come down?
     
  6. The laws of physics says so.


    If you're ugly, are you really ugly?
     
  7. Only if you are standing next to someone less ugly...


    Where does the man in the moon keep his socks?
     
  8. In one of his craters.

    Who is really driving the UFO?
     
  9. my mother in law



    Why farts dont have colors
     
  10. Cause I'm white.

    Why is my hair so sweg?
     
  11. Because it's sexy


    Why are my nuts so big?
     
  12. Because it's sweaty and you need to wash it ?

    why can't you see air?
     
  13. Because my mom is so fat she got stuck in the air?


    Why is a roach called a cockroach?
     
  14. Because drunk squirrels hump rabbits on acid...


    Why is 7 not a letter?
     
  15. Because that's how many inches my dick is. TIMES TWO.




    Why are boobs round?
     
  16. ? not all are some are flat and saggy tube sock boobs… js
     
  17. You just described my boobs.^
     
  18. how did u get on this earth?????? 