Stupid Questions Stupid Answers

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by RevolutionaryWolf, May 18, 2014.

  1. Because it's an actual worldwide conspiracy against men and they have underground meetings about it.

    Why are there islands?
     
  2. Because jesus

    If an orange was an orange but a lemon was a banana, what would a pineapple be? Considering the fact pineapples are melons in disguise.
     
  3. a pineapple would be a pear! why can't we fly?
     
  4. Because pigs can fly.

    Why can't the world be flat?
     
  5. Because its square

    Duh
     
  6. He broke the game

    Why are bananas called bananas?
     
  7. Because ba means yellow nana means fruit everyone knows that



    Why do we have to sleep?
     
  8. Hill broke the game again.

    Why dont they make pickle flavored ice pops?
     
  9. cause sleep is when we run upside down!
    What weighs more-a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks? :D
     
  10. Both same, that was a real question.

    If oranges called oranges , why arent apples called reds?
     
  11. Trying to trick us :lol:
     
  12. its a real question but you have to give a stupid answer not the right one lol :D
     
  13. Why does Mandi have candy in her pants?
     
  14. I dont, they're made out of candy.

    Why's your mom so fat?
     
  15. cause Charlie brought her to candy mountain! :D
    what is the wolf revolting about? :)
     
  16. The wolf is revolting around meat..

    Why does football not fusball?
     
  17. Because fus doesn't foot.


    Why is soccer called football in some places?
     
  18. Because that question made no sense.

    Why do Americans say aluminium different to the British?
     
  19. Damn I sent too late
     
  20. I wouldn't know because I'm an alien, you all talk funny.

    Why isnt the earth a square?