Stupid Questions Stupid Answers

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by RevolutionaryWolf, May 18, 2014.

  1. bc you'll be on the next walking dead season and eat the face of the leader of terminus 0:

    y am I so perf
     
  2. Because your a cube

    Why am I so fancy?
     
  3. Because you're iggy azalea.
     
  4. Why ARE you dead, if you just typed that you are dead when you are dead and whatever...


    What is tomato juice?
     
  5. Wow I just missed a page 
     
  6. Let's try again: you're fancy because you have a moustache

    Why aren't tomatoes blue?
     
  7. I love reading romance novels.
    And also food rp.
     
  8. So that it can officially be a clown nose..

    Why is the key of success is to eat mushroom but don't eat mushroom?
     
  9. Cause mushrooms serve as an umberella to the antz when it rains.

    Why cant animals talk human language?
     
  10. So they can talk shit. And get away with it

    Why are duckies so fluffy?
     
  11. because theres too little oxygen in their heads, so all the bloodflow builds up and makes them look fluffy when they are actually choking

    Why is the sky white?
     
  12. I came?

    Why does the tushy look further and further away?
     
  13. Because your staring as I'm walking away...perv :lol:

    Why is water wet?
     
  14. Because it is not dry.

    Why is air odorless? ?
     
  15. it's not if my ass is around ?

    Why do I always get wet every time it rains?
     
  16. If you were a fish being wet wouldnt troubls you


    why does giraffe begin with the letter G and not the letter 7?
     
  17. Trouble*

    Curses.
     
  18. Because the letter G divorced letter 7 and G got the baby. P.S. The baby died.

    Why do we use the toilet and not a bucket?
     
  19. Because the bucket is my hat.

    What colour is my polka dot?
     
  20. Doo doo BROWN

    Why are women soooo difficult?