Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted.you're given caffeine free coffee.
I wish my 100th post had gone to better use.

 

I wish I was a duck. A yellow one with Orange tips. I want to live in A duck mansion beside a river with my own swan security guards.

 

Wish granted but you're a rubber duck.
I wish I could sing

 

Be a duck with me. We can just quack together 

 

You now can sing…

But Your Voice Cracks from swallowing

 

Hmm knew this game seemed familiar?

 

Your wish is granted, but then you lose your memory.

 

Jiggy is a very smart person? I wish to be like him

 

Your wish is granted... Your leg doesn't hurt anymore... But now your hands hurt ? lol

I wish for infinite cookies

 

You have infinite cookies now. But they turned out to have food poising that killed you.

I wish I could fly.

 

You have infinite cookies but they're plastic



I wish I could barf rainbows

 

Wish granted, but now you have you also have explosive diarrhea.

I wish to be able to fly.

 

Your wish is granted but you don't fly straight

I wish Jojo would be cutie

 

Not

 

?

 



 

Your wish has been granted but no cords or T.V. to play on



I wish I had a million wishes

 

You now have a million wishes but you can only use them to open cans




I wish I could sleep on a cloud