Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jiggy, Oct 28, 2014.

  1. Sharpies are just permenent markers
     
  2. I wish I had the ability to change reality for different outcomes and situations
     
  3. Your wish has been granted, but you can only change it once

    I wish to be younger, and virus-free
     
  4. Wish granted , but you are forever stuck at one year old.

    I wish I was the richest person in the world.
     
  5. You are the richest person in the world. Nobody else has any money and it is now worthless.

    I wish my wiener was even bigger.
     
  6. Why thank you Mrs Claus.
     
  7. I just had to bring this game back.


    WHAT A CLASSIC.
     
  8. Or bring back jiggy

    PS. Fume, I finally beat you in post count LOL
     
  9. I'm going inactive babe ^
     
  10. I wish I was happy.
     
  11. Your wish has been granted, but everyone hates you, so that you're lonely.







    I wish I were a sad, flawed, unloved, and bad man.
     
  12. You already are make another wish

    I wish i had a million wishes
     
  13. You can't only use those wishes to hurt yourslove and the people you love.

    I wish the world had flawless grammar.
     
  14. The rest of the people in the world have flawless grammar but you don't.

    I wish I could walk through walls.
     
  15. Your wish has been granted, you walk through a random wall and find yourself walking into the path of an oncoming vehicle.

    I wish I was young again.
     
  16. you're a week-old infant and can't communicate with anyone or do anything but cry without assistance so basically nothing changed
    ?

    i wish i were married to the love of mi life 
     
  17. Your wish has been granted. You marry the love of your life and he dies the next day in a car accident.

    I wish I would stop falling sick so easily.
     
  18. Wish granted...you'll fall sick only once henceforth and the disease will take your life

    I wish I could scam wall street
     
  19. she* ? damn heterosexual
     
  20. you scam wall street and hillary clinton sends a drone to kill you and take all da money as "campaign donations" the next day ?


    i wish i always had just the right amount of money to buy anything i wanted