Corrupt a Wish

Granted. You're now a cat, but you're also dead.

I wish I wasn't in Science right now.

 

Granted you not in science, you are science and your chopped up and being studied in a lab, I wish I would get a deer tonight while hunting!

 

Your wish is granted but it ties u up and takes u home


I wish I was a god

 

Your wish has been granted but you died to pay for sin

I wish I was spammed with mummy pugs ??

 

I wish I had a life outside of pimd 

 

Granted. You now have a life inside of a computer.

I wish I could fly.

 

Your Wish has been granted. You will never stop flying. I wish noone would corrupt my wish.

 

Your wish has been granted. You have no rights to wishes therefore they cannot be corrupted.

I wish I could be with my love

 

Granted your love now hates you

I wish I wasn't sleepy

 

Wish granted, but now you're hungry.

I wish I had a sammich

 

Wish granted, but I ate the sammich.

I wish the waiter would hurry up with my all you can eat sushi! ^_^

 

Wish granted, now you have your all you can eat fake sushi ?

I wish I'm rich ?

 

Ahahaha

Wish granted, you're rich but you aren't allowed to use any of it on anything, so yoi eventually starve to death

I wish by phone wasn't so crappy

 

Ur wish has been granted, ur phone isn't crappy but u can't find your phone

I wish I had unlimited hypnocats

 

granted, but you'll never be able to finish a party.

I wish i could cook better

 

Granted, but all your cooking *mysteriously* disappears…

I wish I could have a better battery life on this…seriously, 4% now

 

Your wish is granted, but you now have less years on earth?



I wish to live forever

 

Your wish has been Granted,
All HumanKind has died, all living
thing died, you are the only one left
which means u cant have pleasure with girls
eat fancy food made by famouse chefs

You're all left with your right hand

I wish to quit pimd

 

Your wish has not been granted, you're too Hulky

So too bad, so sad, go cry me a river

Suckaaaaa

I wish to have the guy gothscent becos nobody likes me so imma be a goth now

 

Wish granted, and in your gothie moment you play with a Ouija board and now you're haunted.

I wish that time would spead up so I can see my boyfriend!