YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED. BUT YOU CAN ONLY SLEEP ON THE CLOUDS OF YOUR OWN MARIJUANA SMOKE... AND YOU NEED TO SMOKE 50 MARIJUANAS TIMES YOUR WEIGHT TO SUPPORT YOUR WEIGHT... I WISH I AM JESUS...
Your wish is granted but you cannot control anything and you are treated like no one! (Yeah, that's a lame one) I wish fairies were real!
They are real and they are extremely evil. They murder you. You thought disney was what they'd be like? I wish my wiener was bigger.
Your wish has been granted it is now the size of The Incredible Hulk's. (in Hulk form not when he's still human) I wish I had a lifetime supply of bacon.
Your wish has been granted but each piece must be peeled off of a homeless man's butt every time. I wish for a pair of comfy warm slippers.
Your wish has been granted: You are yourself, the person they love but you despise. I wish I had another wish.
Your wish is granted but your uncle use your other wish for a big hotdog. I wish I could stop pollution.
Your wish has been granted, We've reverted back to a time before pollution, everybody blames you that they have no cars, cows,eelectricity etc. You're the most hated person on the planet. I wish I had longer hair
Your wish has been grant but its made of cardboard I wish that the person I love will find someone they love
I wish i have a Gf with flawless skin, morena, petite, 24 waistline, 5'6 hyt, no pimples, no scars, model, hottie, yummy, sexy, delicious hahaha jk )
Your wish is granted, a holiday is named after you, but you died on that day and didn't get to celebrate it... I wish for billions of colorful sharpies
Your wish is granted but since I don't know what they are you get billions of butt plugs instead. I wish I was immortal.