Corrupt a wish

Granted but it turns into a pet cemetery kitty


I wish Christmas would hurry up

 

Granted, but it hurries so much that it runs right past without giving you any presents.

I wish for a better pencil.

 

Granted, bit the lead break and you dont have a sharpener.

I wish for a vacation

 

Granted, but the vacation is spent with your ultimate nemesis in the worst hotel on earth.

I wish for a friend.

 

Granted but that friends becomes more than a friend then leaves the game and stabs you in the heart




I wish i could travel through time

 

Granted. But you get stuck in nowhere.

I wish i had a taco:

 

Granted but then that taco becomes taco cat and flies away





I wish wishes never came true

 

That's actually happened to me  (the friend thing)

Wish granted, which breaks your wish

I wish for music.

 

Granted. But all music companies and or djs have shutdown.


I wish for warmth

 

Granted but its shit...


Ouch... It would have been funny if it was the taco cat one you meant


I wish wishes came in packs of 10

 

Granted, but each wish costs a pack of ten wishes. You now have no wishes left.

I wish I was Miley Cyrus.

 

Granted but u only look like her armpit.


I wish I was a storm chaser.

 

Granted but it kills you.

I wish I had $100,000

 

Granted, but you get robbed at gunpoint and are left with nothing.

I wish to be able to freeze timeeee

 

Granted, but that includes yourself.

I wish I can fly

 

Granted, but you lose control and die.

I wish I was immortal

 

Granted, but you get ugly and lonely forever.



I wish I could have invisible powers

 

Granted, but only when you're extremely happy and don't want to disappear.

I wish I had more wishes.

 

Granted, except your really ugly without it on

I wish I was batman

 

Granted, but that means your parents are killed and you live a lonely, secluded life.

I wish for a unicorn.