Corrupt a wish

Granted but you get strip farmed

~

 

Sonofajellyfish. Got in my way lol

 

To Fantastic: Granted, but she doesn't want to so she left you. /).(\

I wish the person who'll post after me will have a wish.
(Ha!! xD)

 

Denied. Lol

 

Denied but was denied.


Wish I could ram the op?

 

Granted but your rammy horns are made out of jello.

I wish I could have a cookie right now.

 

Granted but it's a chocolate shit cookie.




I wish I owned a Bugatti

 

Granted but it runs on smurf essense

I wish it was christmas..

 

Granted But It's A Toy One




I Wish I Dreamed A Dream

 

Granted, but you're black now.

I wish the person below me committed suicide.

 

Granted, but I haunt you forever because of you wishing that on someone.



I wish general bacon wasn't such an idiot

 

Granted, but then you get weaponized herpes.

I wish my wish couldnt be corrupted.

 

Granted but you have herpies

I wish i had more wishes

 

Granted, but you get hit on the head


I wish bacon would disappear *poof*

 

Granted but my wish will screw you

I wish bacon was back mmm bacon

 

@lost, first off you spelt herpes wrong, then you corrupt my wish.. since herpies isn't a thing, you didn't actually corrupt me MY WISH CAME TRUE

 

Well hush 

 

Granted, but it's turkey bacon XD


I wish...I was an actress 

 

Granted, but you die from a drug overdose caused by manic depression

I wish I was little bit shorter.

 

Granted, everyone gets taller and now you're a dwarf

I wish I was immortal