Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Believing that a Jewish rabbi born out of wedlock is the son of God, or that an Arabian farmer journeyed into a cave and spoke to an archangel with the true vision of Allah...

The foundation of believing in modern global faiths is the acceptance of very absurd things.

 

Lmao 

 

And now me and my wifey 

 

Hey, I'm likin' their ideas of praise and/or punishment! Either good strippers and beer for good people or bad strippers and beer for bad people! I'd feel like a hypocrite to suddenly change my ideas of religion but, if I do, they're changing to the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. RAmem. 

 

Ramen wifey. 

 

Ramen 

 

Hey hey he boiled for our sins

 

This is where people take mocking and atheism to a whole new disrespectful level.

 

Do you sincerely not understand what I meant by that?

 

No that's stupid as shit. You can't make up religion on whim.

 

You can.
It is a known fact that religions are not born in full.

 

Even Christianity is changing, and has been changed multiple times since creation.

 

No you can't

 

Find me a religion that is recognized as a real religion that doesn't have some sort of historical validity and I'll recognize the spaghetti monster