i personally couldn't worship anything that's trying to touch me with it's "noodly appendage" but that's just me.
The Pastafarian conception of Heaven includes a beer volcano and a stripper factory. The Pastafarian Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale and the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases. SIGN ME UP!!!!
This is their beliefs We believe pirates, the original Pastafarians, were peaceful explorers and it was due to Christian misinformation that they have an image of outcast criminals today We are fond of beer Every Friday is a Religious Holiday We do not take ourselves too seriously We embrace contradictions (though in that we are hardly unique)
And you agreed to the HannahRAWRR person about how they made the religion after they watched Cloudy with a chance of meatballs on crack. That's also very rude.
Shut the fuck up Kristi. If no one here is offended and is that religion, it's fine. Just shut up and stop starting stupid shit. Is anyone here offended because this is their religion? I'm gonna say no.
Yes, what Hannah said is very true. I've actually studied the religion a bit. Pastafarianism is very enticing We also have some interesting prayers we say and afterwards we say 'RAmen'