I know one A snail walks into a bank to withdraw some money. When suddenly some turtles come in and rob the place. Later when the cops show up and ask him what happened, the snail says "I dunno officer it all happened so fast"
Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning: "Windows frozen." Husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it." Wife texts back 5 mins later: "Computer completely fucked now."
There is a plane flying over a town. There are 3 guys and a pilot in the plane. The pilot tells his passengers that it's good luck to throw something out the window of the plane. So the three guys each throw something; the first guy throws an open pocket knife, the second guy throws a bowling ball, and the third guy throws a bomb. There is a man walking down the street, he sees a woman crying and asks her what's wrong. The woman says, "A knife fell out of the sky and killed my husband." The man feels bad for her so he consoles her and then keeps walking. He later sees a small boy crying in the middle of the sidewalk. He asks the boy what's wrong. The boy says, "A bowling ball fell from the sky and killed my puppy." The man feels bad for him so he consoles the boy and keeps walking. Later on he sees a girl sitting on the street, laughing. The man is curious, so he asks her what's so funny. The girl says, "My grandma farted and the house blew up."
What do you call someone who can speak 3 languages? • Multilingual What do you call someone who can speak 2 languages? • Bilingual What do you call someone who can only speak one language? • American