So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
A blind man enters a bar, not knowing it's ladies night. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls quiet. In a deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things: • The bartender is a blonde woman. • The bouncer is a blonde woman. • I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. • The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. • The woman to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah ... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
A black guy is walking through the ghetto one night when he kicks a trash can over, and out comes a genie. The genie says "I am the ghetto genie! I shall grant you one wish for freeing me from my wretched home." The black guy says "Just one? I thought genies granted 3 wishes." The genie replies "Hey, I got 1. Take it or leave it. Just one so think hard." The black says "I don't need to think about it. I wish to be white and surrounded by (female lower organ) pussy!" The genie says "You're absolutely sure this is your single greatest wish?" The black guy says "Yep. Do it." So the genie turns him into a tampon.