Best Pickup Line for Furni

[Arse]

I have money.

 

[Mori]

I have money.



 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

I have money.

*swoons and spreads legs*

 

[Anonymous]

Tbh someone genuinely trying a pickup line would be so cringe imo

Agreed. But sometimes it’s hilarious and works as a good opener, depends on how you deliver tho

It’s not delivery it’s digiorno, for two

 

[RoseMilkTea]

U want sum fųk?

 

[Oasis]

U want sum fųk?

Pls take me now

 

[CanadianBacon]

U want sum fųk?

Straight to the point and very effective I must say

 

[RoseMilkTea]

U want sum fųk?

Pls take me now

Come get it girl ?

 

[Rizky]

I have money.

Oh I lose..

 

[Deuta]

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.

 

[itsxnathsmpt]

Call me Shrek bc I’m head ogre heels for you

 

[gothicc]

*tips fedora* hello, m'lady

 

[Arse]

I have money.

*swoons and spreads legs*

Better be for exercises.

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

I have money.

*swoons and spreads legs*

Better be for exercises.

I was hoping you would toss your munnies in

 

[Maddi_Matsu]

You wanna know why I’m Pluto? Because there’s all this trash in my orbit but I still made my way to you.

Perfect for astronomy nerds like me :/

 

[V_hyP0crite_101]

I've been watching you :|

 

[GodTierOni]

You wanna know why I’m Pluto? Because there’s all this trash in my orbit but I still made my way to you.

Perfect for astronomy nerds like me :/

I like astronomy but that just made me want to kms.

 

[Maddi_Matsu]

You wanna know why I’m Pluto? Because there’s all this trash in my orbit but I still made my way to you.

Perfect for astronomy nerds like me :/

I like astronomy but that just made me want to ​​***.

Oh 

 

[Parsec13-Ipseity_Eunoia]

Call me Shrek bc I’m head ogre heels for you

 

[Parsec13-Ipseity_Eunoia]

Imma use some of these on my fiancé.