Best Key Excuses  Key Giveaway! 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fume, May 27, 2015.

  1. Just give me one
     
  2. can i have a key? someone farmed me and forced me to send it


    Something came in the mail today.....
    DEEZ KEYS HA GOTT' EM
     
  3. "I got scammed out of mine, please send me your extra keys" ...Or nah 
     
  4. I swallowed my key and won't get it back for 48 hours. Can I borrow yours?
     
  5. My key is lonely and wants another key to keep it company ?
     
  6. Ill be your rs.... if u give me a key....




    XD
     
  7. I need ur key because a lowly hobbit stole mine while jumping out of a dumpster as I walked by. I yelled "ARE U BRINGING THAT BACK??!" Don't think it will be so may I have ursI promise not to send the hobbit after you.
     
  8. I lost my house key but i love to have your pixel key it will help
     
  9. The syndicates kidnapped my mom and said to send them a key. Please gift me key before its too late.









    Plot twist: The key is my mom so please return them to me.
     
  10. Send me ur key so I don't have to farm ur family
     
  11. I will make your night very creepy.
    Keeeys. :)
     
  12. i has autism and mine mommy died giving birthz to mine, can I haz key and show she I haz honor. Thankys
     
  13. Can I have key plsssssss. I really really like the new avi and I have so much work to do and I cant hunt because my club dont drop cats pls plsssss I will be ur rs and give you anything and do anything and give rp. Plsssssssss gift me key I'll givd you porta potty and catsuit. Plssssss.

    Best excuse someone actually said to me in pm.
     
  14. Well, what happened was this guy I know has this friend who knows this thief and he has a gang who stole my kcs and they are low now so I cant get a key. Please, be a dear and help the needy?
     
  15. "my mother has cancer. Can I have a key?" ? fairly certain I saw something like this once.
     
  16. I pooped myself
     
  17. Someone Said IN WC::::I'LL GIVE UP 37% OF MY SOUL FOR A KEY

    Apparently the other 73% must be very important........?
     
  18. Any kind hearted people can send me key? You will be rewarded after.
     
  19. I'm gonna be completely honest.

    I am not enough KCS to get key and stat items myself.

    I don't have enough time any more(hunt ends tomorrow)

    No one will accept what I have to offer for a key or stat items for the hunt


    Those are my reasons.
     
  20. Uh...63%