Best Key Excuses  Key Giveaway! 

If you give me a key you can have my account

 

I am a girl. Can I have the key now?

 

It's my 18 birthday and I really want a key

 

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Me!

Me who?

Give me a key because I'm desperate.

 

mah toe itch  can i get a key ?

 

I join on pretty much the end of the hunt now im pretty busy with family

 

I only got one. I wanted two.

 

I never knew there was a real street pigeon. ATA seems to bite everything. Are there no original ideas ATA???

 

:lol:

 

I got locked out my house can I get s key? 

 

How about legitimate excuses about real life like I work two jobs?

 

I already unlocked one and I need to unlock the other one 

 

"I'm too low stats to get a key and I've been trying to get a new avi. If you gift me a key, I'll rp."

 That's probably why most players that I've seen say this are 6kcs and have been playing for months. With a decent volley, you can get to 6kcs in 1 hour... Doesn't take months...

 

i am a radical feminist, if you dont give me that key, you are a sexist patriarch scumbag rapist that deswrves to be thrown in jail!! ~every radical feminist everywhere

 

I had a 52 lb baby chic by a chic for a chic please give me your key lol

 

My nan saw the game and she wants the key but she said send it to me

 

I am vallet parking, lemme see your key

 

I am a vallet parking person, key please?

 

Can you gift me the key so it can be in my showcase, I'll gift it back....lol