Best Key Excuses  Key Giveaway! 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fume, May 27, 2015.

  1. "I'm a noob. Take pity and give me a key "
     
  2. So while walking home from school wit da key n my book bag I walked upon a helpless deerbra, (deer and zebra baby), so I decided 2 help him. He had a scratch on his paw so I went 2 grab him a band aid out of my bookbag. While I wasn't looking the deceiving lil thing pranced off wit my key. I ran wit all my might 2 catch up but cudnt. I saw a nearby bike rental place and chased him down until we reaches a high cliff. He looked be dead n da eyes.....the dropped da key into da lake below.The key
    NEVER 2 B SEEN AGAIN.
     
  3. Not an excuse but I've seen people hit a new low by offering their bodies for a key on campus :?
     
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  5. What even
     
  6. It is confirmed that the best will get a key. Key will be given out to the winner at 8pm GMT tomorrow.

     
  7. It is confirmed that the best will get a key. Key will be given out to the winner at 11pm GMT TONIGHT



    Sorry for the misunderstanding.
     
  8. I'll sell my kidneys for your key! Plz give me ;)

    -_- k
     
  9. ONCE AGAIN PLEASE IGNORE.

    THE CONTEST ENTRY ENDS TOMORROW AT 7PM WINNER IS REWARDED AT 8PM!
     
  10. Begger- "I need your key!!"
    Me-" Y do you?"
    Begger- "i cant be bothered!!"

    Time passes

    Me- "okay.. there you go :)"
     
  11. I did catheder rP and got scammed
     
  12. I'm a single mom 2 kids and work a lot I don't have a lot of times for parties but wish I could get a key. But of I don't its not the end of the world. I enjoy this game and I play with the little free time I have.
     
  13. to say its your birthday
     
  14. Theres a 99% chance i am going to be ignored, but it doesnt hurt to ask for a key but my feelings would hurt, i am never able to get a key by the end of a hunt and i always see how "noobs" are getting a key for free then selling them & i just get frustrated because i cant get one so easily :( & i wouldn't sell it i just want the avatar, so please can i have your key :D
     
  15. Im just a normal player of this game that is looking for a key i hope you understand thank you.
     
  16. IM A NOOB SO GIMMIE KEY ?
     
  17. I couldn't get a key all this week because I have an eye problem. They said what eye problem.

    I could not see myself working to get the key.

    I couldn't get a key all week as my Sister's Friend's Dad's Uncle's Brother' Grandma's Son's Cousin's Goldfish died. Yes, I know it was a tragic.

    Please gift me a key, I promise I'll open an avatar box.
     
  18. A pigeon stole my homework I completed so had to do it again so I haven't had time to party !
     
  19. Jiggy is a fair contender we shall see though ?