I got a call from the UN leaders. They asked me to head a research effort to combat a rabid disease called Neuroticobnoxiousobsessive Behavior (a.k.a. N00B). I have been briefed by their current research team that the disease has been classified as a rising pandemic and that the need for a cure is more urgent than ever. They asked me to work at their research headquarters located in the 'H' of the Hollywood sign in California. I was surprised at the location, and asked why Hollywood? Dr. Brighton Utt, former head researcher said, "Dr. Cooper. Take a look." He directed me to a one-way window. My super-seeing eyes were met with a disturbing sight. Out the window, along Cali's most famous boulevard, people were scrambling around, dressed in nothing but what seemed to be bikinis made of pepperoni pizza, chasing cats only to drop them from great heights. Others were on their knees, tearing at the stars on the floor. I turned to Dr. Brighton Utt, "Is their a lead to the cure?" He crinkled his nose, a crack-like wrinkle forming between his flabby cheeks. "I'm afraid not, Dr. Cooper. And that's why we've called upon you." With a determined look on my face, I worked tirelessly, observing, noting, and even mimicking their actions in an attempt to understand this disease. I was on the brink of giving up when, looking over my well-written, font-like notes, I noticed a commonality. Some groups possessed keys. And in the presence of the Key group, the other infected displayed a much more aggressive type of N00B until they attained said keys. And I thought to myself, BY JOVE! That's it! I ran to Dr. Brighton Utt. I explained my discovery, but I needed to learn more about the key. I set out to conduct an experiment. For days, my team and I prepped at HQ. We planned how we were to capture the infected and keys. But due to the virulence of the disease, we were forced to quarantine HQ. And so here I am. Stuck in my office. Unable to party and obtain keys from the infected. So please, those who have yet to succumb to N00B. Please, for the sake of mankind and life as we know it, please gift me a key. ???
My star box is locked and I don't have a spare key. Please give me a key, to anyone who has an extra key, thank you.
Yeah, I know. I just thought it'd be a funny read for peeps. Quite frankly, I've given up on getting a key
I want a key please please I need it so badly ... I really want it it means a lot to me .. I'll do rp with u till the rest of your life ?
Oh why not try this too. Seeming as my rap failed.. Anyway.... I don't have a key... Because I have a life? Not much of one but close enough. Why i would like key.... To be honest I have no idea. I feel like I accomplished something in my life when I get new avis. Anyhow hope this wins