Pick up lines

no theyre baseball pants,cause theyre so out of your league

 

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This thread is every pickup artists dream

 

Are you from Tennessee? Because I wanna make out with your face.

 

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Actually, ulcers are not caused by emotional stress, contrary to popular belief :3 just thought the person on the other page should know

 

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she ruined our streak of good laughs

 

-throws ice outta someone's drink and throws it on the floor-
Now I've broken the ice, can I buy you another drink? 

 

Call me for your kill joy purposes 

 

B - my watch speaks to me
G - what is it saying
B - it's telling me your not wearing any panties
G - it's wrong
B - Oh I'm sorry my watch is an hr fast

 

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^ new farm.

 

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If I ever get strong enough for you to farm me, I'll let you know ^<^

 

Ill do u just like my math homework. Ill slam u on the table and do u all night