Pick up lines

Roses are red..
Violets are blue..
Sugar is sweet..
 NOW GET IN THE BACK
OF MY VAN OR I WILL KILL YOU!

 works everytime 

 

TDK what the shit lol.

 

man: Are You A sexy damn girl ...? Girl:yes man: can we be bff

 

Hey i wanna try making a pick up line. Can i?

 

Hey, did someone tell you that you are like a television?


Cuz I like to watch you so how was that? ( ° - ° )

 

Chloroform. Works a treat.

 

Tomol, shanmonster, and terry: I already did those stop copying me

 

@BlazingQueenOfHell: We try to keep this thread positive and enjoyable for all. Don't judge and "correct" a pickup line. DUDE IT'S A FREAKING PICKUP LINE! The HELL you take it seriously. Stop thinking, it'll do you some good.

 

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm (insert name here)

 

If you're free from disease i will pay for taxi.

 

-krim you should get file some copyright issues with pimd about people copying ur lines

 

Are you from Ireland?

Cause my pee-pee be dublin!

 

Smooooth wheeeels ^^

 

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

 

uhmm justin.. Your pants. They bother me.



Take them off.. 