 pick up lines

[kylewyle]

If you were on a McDonalds menu you'd be the McGorgeous

 

[kylewyle]

Another favorite one is: if I told you your body was sexy, would you hold it against me

 

[shan]

That's like Britney Spears' song haha

 

[TMI-CandyCornerDoll]

If you were a booger,
I'd pick you first.
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Damn Straight 


YUNOWHATIMEAN

_1-800-Slap-Dat-Hoe_ ~Ari

 

[*Destiny00 (01)]

1.are you a thief...because you just stole my heart
2.are you a parking meter...because you have fine written all over you

 

[shan]

I still like my fart one. Hehw

 

[Taboo]

I dont know if someone put this already:
Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants

 

[shan]

Just like "do you wash your pants in windex? Cuz I can see myself in them."

 

[Amanda-Please]

Are you from Tennessee? Because I wanna make out with your face.
Mary had a little let me rub your boobies.
On your mark, get set, suck my dick.
My apartment smells of rich mahogany. You should get naked.

(shamelessly stolen from Jenna Marbles "How to Make Pickup and Hookup Lines.")

 

[Taboo]

xD

 

[shan]

Lol I love Jenna Marbles 

 

[shan]

Hey baby why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

 

[-FaZe-of-Blue-]

Hey is something on fire or are u just smokin hot...

Hey do u work at Subway?! Because u just gave me a Footlong

 

[shan]

Lolol

 

[ToG-Epic_Popsicle]

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.



 

[Taboo]

Hm.

 

[ToG-Epic_Popsicle]

Hi?

 

[Taboo]

>.>

 

[ToG-Epic_Popsicle]

I see 

 

[Taboo]

Cough cough