 pick up lines

Yes I walk up to dis lady and I says "yo are you trippin? Because your thighs are gigantor" dat when I get slapped

 

AHRK FIN KEL LOST PRODAH
DO VED VIING KO FIN KRAH
TOL FOD ZEYMAH WIN KEIN MEYZ FUNDEIN
ALDUIN FEYN DO JUN
KRUZIIK VOKUN STAADNAU
VOTH AAN BAHLOK WAH DIIVON FIN LEIN

 

That guy is a big pile of  ever.

poopie.

 

What guy?

 

"Are you a pokémon? Cuz I'd choose you."

"You're more beautiful than a beautifly."

"STD's are like pokémon. Gotta catch 'em all! Would you like to help me out here?" <---- This. Is. My. FAVORITE.


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Hey Shan, i have a few...

My favorite: Hi Are you Drunk? Want to get out of here?

2nd: Flash mob, Top Gun style, tap on the shoulder break out in song/dance with a group of friends

3rd: Hi, that top looks amazing on you, i think i've seen it before, Where'd you get it from? (this only works if ive slept with the girl before)...

ALSO!!! Shan... Your Pimd skills really turn me on!!!

 

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you

 

What I girls reply is to most of any of these... YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

 

Pick up line:

Nice legs, when do they open?

 my fav pick up line!!!

 

This is just about the cheesiest one there is


Are you from Tennessee? Cuz your the only ten I see

 

Eloise2000 did u get that one from Fast Five?

 

Are you an angel or is this just ihop I think that's how that goes I'm not sure.

 

IHOP

 

Come hungry, leave happy

 

Lma

 

My favorite view of you isn't top view, back view, front view nor side view. It's I loview.

Hope you get it lol