 pick up lines

If you were on a McDonalds menu you'd be the McGorgeous

 

Another favorite one is: if I told you your body was sexy, would you hold it against me

 

If you were a booger,
I'd pick you first.
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Damn Straight 


YUNOWHATIMEAN

_1-800-Slap-Dat-Hoe_ ~Ari

 

1.are you a thief...because you just stole my heart
2.are you a parking meter...because you have fine written all over you

 

I dont know if someone put this already:
Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants

 

Are you from Tennessee? Because I wanna make out with your face.
Mary had a little let me rub your boobies.
On your mark, get set, suck my dick.
My apartment smells of rich mahogany. You should get naked.

(shamelessly stolen from Jenna Marbles "How to Make Pickup and Hookup Lines.")

 

xD

 

Hey is something on fire or are u just smokin hot...

Hey do u work at Subway?! Because u just gave me a Footlong

 

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

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Hm.

 

Hi?

 

>.>

 

I see 

 

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