 pick up lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by shan, Jan 8, 2012.

  1. *'Cuz Jamaican me happy.

    *Facepalm*
     
  2. Awe :/



    You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
     
  3. If you stood in front of a mirror holding 11 roses, you'd be looking at the 12 most beautiful things in the world.
     
  4. I'm gonna use that one Kevin xD
     
  5. Your body is a wonderland
    and i want to be Alice. 
     
  6. Hey baby. You look pretty, I look pretty. Let's go over somewhere and stare at each other pretty faces.

    Lololol. 
     
  7. These are awesome :)
     
  8. You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.


     
  9. - somethings wrong with my phone!
    ~what is it?
    -you're numbers missing.
     
  10. Omg there is something wrong with your phone! (what?) my numbers not in it!
     
  11. Wow fail, I posted the same thin at te same time as someone else
     
  12. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd out u and I next together.
     
  13. I just  my pants, can I get into yours?
     
  14. Oh my gosh. The best.
     
  15. On the keyboard U and I are above my X!




    ~Ari~
     
  16. Dang I wrote out. It's supposed to say put.


    I'd put p and o farther away 
     
  17. Hey. I like your face. Go out with me.
     
  18. I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
     
  19. Lulz. Cuuutee