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I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

 

I am a bee, can you be my Honey? ?
Lol. ? They always tell me this since my name is honey. ?

 

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm...


(Butt grab) is this seat taken?

 

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

 

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

 

you are a marvelous chocolate chip pancake in a sea of burnt waffles

 

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

 

people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

 

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart

 

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word

 

*A chick is wearing sunglasses*
Hey girl, I like the reflection on your glasses because I can see myself with you

 

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

 

I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?

 

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

 

You're a drug. I'm an addict. I'm gonna have to check into rehab tomorrow

 

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
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Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

 

Hey can i take a photo of you so i can prove to my friends that ive seen an ANGEL.

Ohh darn, i lost my number could i have yours

My mum and dad told me to follow my dreans can i follow you home

 

Hi are you the sun? Because you are extremely hot and always make my lips go dry whenever I'm close to you 

 

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?