 2 keys To give Away

I take a bath using a very unique soap...
oh by the way you're unique and Im SOAPer in love with you .

 

I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.

 

If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I?m only a cartoonist!

 

Are you a parking ticket CUZ YOU GOT FINE WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU 

 

Do you work at starbucks?

Because I like you a latte. ?

 

I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
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Girl, I hope you know CPR. Cause you take my breath away.
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You like legos. I like legos. Why dont we go build a relationship.

 

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

 

I know your sweet but damm you could be my honey !!

 

Are you from china?

Because I'm China get in your heart. ?

 

Are you an internet connection?

Because I'm always finding you whenever you're lost. ?

 

You wanna know what's beautiful?

Read the first word again. ?

 

Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

 

 I think I was blind before I met you.

 

Baby I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock

 

Stand still so I can pick you up!

 

There is side view, rearview, and what else?

I Loview

 

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day

 

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here.

 

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? Its like a French kiss but down under.

 

*Hey, i want to be your favourite HELLO and hardest GOODBYE

*I was talking to steve jobs he told me "If you havent found it yet, keep searching" my search is done when i found you ;*

*Beyonce told me " if i like it, then i better put a ring on it :'D

Haha this all was fun, now my flirting is done hehe
Sorry if this doubled im not sure if my last one got through

Goodluck everyone & have fun x