 2 keys To give Away

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Julzz, May 26, 2015.

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  1. Do you have a band-aid?
    Because i just scraped my knee falling for you honey. 
     
  2. Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium?

    Cos honey you are damn BE-AU-TI FULL. :)
     
  3. Is Your Name Wifi , Cause We Have A Connection !
     
  4. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see me in your pants.
     
  5. Go out with me
     
  6. Is Your Name Google Cause Your All I'm Searching For !
     
  7. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
     
  8. Hey im writing a book ..can i have your number ..its a phone book
     
  9. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

    Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
     
  10. Do ur jeans have mirrors as i see myself in them tonight
     
  11. You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl.
    She'll call you'Mommy.'
     
  12. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

    I was feeling a little off today, but seeing you definitely turned me on

    I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart

    Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart
     
  13. You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection
     
  14. Forget about batman and superman...
    I'll be your man 
     
  15. HI GIRL

    YOU MUST BE CINDERELLA?

    CAUSE I SEE THAT DRESS DISAPPEARING AT MIDNIGHT.
    ;)
     
  16. Guy: can I borrow a pen?
    girl: yeah, sure
    Guy: it doesnt work!
    Girl: yes it does
    Guy: oh really?... the try writing your number here
     
  17. Are your legs tired? Cuz youve been running thru my mind all day
     
  18. When you're around, my spidey sense isn't the only thing that's tingling
     
  19. Baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive
     
  20. Girl, If you were yogurt, You'd be some tasty yogurt. ?
     
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