Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. I was feeling a little off today, but seeing you definitely turned me on I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart
Guy: can I borrow a pen? girl: yeah, sure Guy: it doesnt work! Girl: yes it does Guy: oh really?... the try writing your number here