The Death Game

You cut your head off with scissors but not before you cut your body into four parts

 

You died because rugs.

 

You died because iPod.

 

U die by slipping on soap and getting it head stuck in the toilet

 

You died because toothbrush.

 

revenge of the snowman!

 

^ wtf does that mean.

You died because telephone

 

U died... The end ._.

 

U saw the grim reaper and never returned once you left alone

 

U drowned in a pool of warm milk ._.

 

You died because door.

 

You were beaten to death by a swarm of rabid toddlers, they beat you to death with their tiaras

 

You died because seashell.

 

you died because a teddy bear stepped on you.

 

You will die because i took a knife and every day i put 10 more cuts in you slowly and painfully until you finally bleed to death

 

You died because mortar

 

You died because caprisun