I will bury you in my fapalnche then I will take a hot messy dump all over your face and make you do 2 guys 1 cup, 3 guys 1 hammer, and the pain Olympics till you die
You will die a slow painful death of a mass murderer numbing you all the way down. While making you watch yourself in the mirror while he cuts out your insides one by one, cracking your ribs open with bolt cutters. Cutting your tongue out and serving it to the person most precious to you while getting them from the back.
You will be tortured slowly and throw salt all over your wounds and then be mummified alive with the bugs that eat you slowly.
You will die by getting sucked into a vending machine. Inside there is a ninja sent from Pluto who will cut up your limbs and use them to flavor all the drinks in the machine.
You will be crushed by a panda then a sumo wrestler will fart on you until you suffocate then the sumo will eat you