In your thirties, you develop allergies to cats and other little furry animals. You take a vacation to Southern Maryland and eat like a king at the 'Bon Buffet'. You get hives all over and your throat swells up, so you suffocate A week later, the investigation is over, and they reveal they were serving General Tso Kitties (some of this actually happened where I live a few years ago me and my family went to eat there. Later, in that weeks paper, we learned they had pets in their freezer and they were shut down.)
So is the one on page 6 that would be terrible I just have a wild imagination. Nothing against you
(I'm running out of way for all of you to die) You will ingest many seeds of a specific plant, they will grow inside of your stomach and slowly take over your body. You will wither away slowly and agonizingly as you feel the plant take over.
Some guy in a metal band will drain your blood into a cup because he didn't want it to stain his floor. ._.
A man will shove a sword down your throat and pluck your eyes out so you can't watch and nail you ears to a wall and make you drink your blood mixed with brain juice
You will die because a drunk 3 year old decides to go skateboard to a random place and sees you but then he decides he need to kill someone do he grabs the nearest tree and flings it at you causing brain damage and after some internal bleeding...death...then you will be resuscitated then the little drunk child will visit u and unplug ur IV and u will slowly deteriorate and die a horrible slow death because you are paralyzed from the brain damaga the tree caused you. A euthanizer decides to end your pain and just kill youthe end
You will die in 2023. Xbox1440 just came out with a series of virtual video games. You put in the game 'kill, kill, or be killed' and put on your 'kinect helmet'. You feel as if you are in the game. You shoot and kill 5 zombies and save 2 civilians, taking them to an army base. The Army had already been invaded, and it's no longer safe the Sargent and his men want your brains. You change weapon to assault carbine and start shooting killing 6,7 generals and all the sudden, a glitch the game freezes for you, but the zombie army's still coming for you. You get scared, pee a little and try to run. You are going nowhere. The Sargent swings a machete, and you feel a sharp pain to your shoulder and watch your arm fall to the ground. Your worst nightmare has come true. The glitch made your virtual game a reality. You're still froze, doing circles, losing gallons of blood, and soon you become a barbecue for the zombie troops. That is how you die
Chewbacca will chew your head off and a bear will eat your legs. With an old man selling your body to wolves