The Death Game

Eaten by monks

 

Hair follicles

 

DVD's

 

A shower will kill you

 

I believe carnivorous gelatin will tear you limb from limb in the middle of the night and devour you

 

You will die of choking on a donut sprinkle :3

 

You Will Have Death By Chocolate

 

Your future child will step on a crack, causing a crack in your backyou will lay there without your panic button and suffer for 3 days before your cold body is found

 

(wow that was thought out)

You will die by a car key somehow

 

You will die from your skinny jeans cutting off your circulation

 

You Will Die By A Horrid Mexican Piñata Accident (Too Much Details On My Death)

 

U will get jumped and pecked to death by ostriches at the zoo

 

Oh oh oh a giraffe at the zoo will think your grass and eat you!

 

You will start the car in the garage with the door still downaccidental suicide

 

Tissues

 

Jawbreaker

 

You will be using a kitchen knife to pick beef jerky out of your teeth when you sneeze violently and jab the knife into your brain

 

You will die when your home alone and it's night and chunky comes out to get you with a butcher knife dripping with blood already