Wish for a price game

Granted but you'll never lose your virginity 

I wish for a new iPod

 

Granted. But it falls on the toilet and u have no insurance



I wish for more chicken >:0

 

In** -.-

 

Granted, you will be the one living with chickens.


I wish for more money.

 

Granted but your ex takes it all in the divorce.

I wish for more shoes 

 

Granted but shoes dont fit you.

I wish more mods come to play

 

Granted but you are robbed of them a the next day .


I wish I was #1 VIP.

 

Lol skip my wish 

 

Granted. Then they died.



I wish I wish I wish.

 

Granted but then your phone dies from all of the new notifications to be best friends with people!

I wish for a vacation to the Maldives

 

@Delsin granted but you become #1 vip for 1 day only and thats when pimd is down 

I wish to get wall art

 

Too bad.


I wish for more talking weave

 

Granted, but on your flight to the Maldives the plane's wing catches on fire causing the entire thing to explode. 

I wish I was a member of the mafia.

 

Granted.. But you get shot

I wish for an unlimited amount of speakers

 

Granted but then you mess up and end up sleeping with the fishes! 

I wish for a maid

 

Granted. The day you join mafia they all snitch on you and you go to jail lol

I wish my baby would go to sleep

 

Granted. But your maid is a russian spy who kills you because you perm silenced her on pimd 


I wish for a large pizza

 

 Granted, but the giant pizza mutates and eats you before you even have a slice.

I wish I was an Olympic figure skater.

 

Granted. But you win no medals and you break your neck for attempting something fancy


I wish i were tmnt

 

GRANTED: Only i get to be the annoying one

Wish: i wish i could rap better then eminem