Wish for a price game

I wish I would be the next person Jen touches

 

Granted but when she touches you it's because she breaking your fingers.

 

Granted but chamming is gay and sues you



I wish i was dead

 

You will be after I kill you. 


I wish for a new bike! yippee

 

Granted bit your bike gets ran over several times by a semi truck

 

I wish my girlfriend would become a psychotic, emotionally unstable, selfish, clingy, undervalued, racist, emo, person.

 

To late....wish came true.


Wish I had a j-lo ass

 

Granted. But you ate too many fries and now you have a Nick minaj ass

I wish to keep my ass

 

Granted but you die before you can show it off.

I don't have a wish. 

 

Granted but ur head gets chopped off by a ninja which means no longer u no longer will be needing ur ass


I wish I was superman with a iron man suit and Thor's hammer

 

You drop the hammer on your suit and it is broken beyond all repair.

I wish the lady at the clerks desk would hurry up

 

Granted but something messed up and you have to get back in line


No wish

 

Granted but she starts moving so fast that she swipes ur keys without u realizing it and takes you're car


I wish I could live on mars
(Since my suit was screwed up because I dropped the dang hammer)

 

Granted but u die because of no air

I wish I had unlimited pizza that is not poisoned and while I'm eating it I could never go hungery

 

granted and you explode from to much pizza



I wish pimd was better

 

Granted but now you're the worst player on Pimd that everyone now hates

 

I wish I knew my parents

 

Granted, but (I can't really say anything about that)

I wish I was LCBC :0

 

Granted but then you get framed for UDID stealing and IP barred from the game.

I wish I could sit on Nicki Minaji's butt like it was a seat and walk around town playing the drums on it. (I just got up. Quit judging me...)

 

Granted but u get shot In head by a homeless guy

Wish all the Perves didn't exist and I can't be the only perv left