whoever posts the corniest pick up line will get more then j

[Azarah6]

Of course...


Is your name Mickey? Cuz you're so fine you blow my mind!

 

[Take_A_Chance_on_meAKA_PWND]

'did it hurt'

'what?'

'when you fell from heaven, because your face is really fucked up'

 

[*BiteMePlz (01)]

When you move your finger back and fourth and when they come you say "I made to came"

Love that one

 

[MariGiggity]

^ it's
"I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand."

 

[*BiteMePlz (01)]

My friend does it differently

What an idiot >.>

 

[Amanda-Please]

Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.

 

[Amanda-Please]

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase. That way, I could unzip your jeans.

(Biology humor. [: )

 

[*GreenDayLover (01)]

Particle physics give me a hadron^

 

[_Veritas_Et_Aequitas_]

And you from Tennessee? Cuz ur the only ten I see! Lol

 

[*NataliaArlovskaya (01)]

"Are you a limit? 'Cause I wouldn't mind squeezing that!"
Heh.
Calc.

 

[*lizzie143 (01)]

If beauty was a grain of sand... Ud be a thousand beaches 

 

[*Mr-J (01)]

If u were a booger I pick u first

 

[*NataliaArlovskaya (01)]

"I want to see your head like x^2 on my [beep]"

 

[*jessica-123 (01)]

Are u a parking ticket cuz u have the word fine all over u



 

[*Mr-J (01)]

The post above me made no sense

 

[*Satelliza (01)]

people call me stella, but you can call me tonight!

 

[*Satelliza (01)]

i'll be sin^2A and you can be cos^2A. Together we are 1.

 

[*Ha10 (01)]

Is your mum a hen?
Cause you're a chick!

 

[*webjunk (01)]

If i give you a nickel will you tickle my pickle

 

[_TK_Krayziie_Kokonut_TK_]

If u were a booger I'd pick u first!! I love dis one it's hilarious 
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