whoever posts the corniest pick up line will get more then j

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by LoveableIdiot, Nov 3, 2011.

  1. Of course...


    Is your name Mickey? Cuz you're so fine you blow my mind!
     
  2. 'did it hurt'

    'what?'

    'when you fell from heaven, because your face is really fucked up'
     
  3. When you move your finger back and fourth and when they come you say "I made to came"

    Love that one
     
  4. ^ it's
    "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand."
     
  5. My friend does it differently

    What an idiot >.>
     
  6. Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
     
  7. If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase. That way, I could unzip your jeans.

    (Biology humor. [: )
     
  8. Particle physics give me a hadron^
     
  9. And you from Tennessee? Cuz ur the only ten I see! Lol
     
  10. "Are you a limit? 'Cause I wouldn't mind squeezing that!"
    Heh.
    Calc.
     
  11. If beauty was a grain of sand... Ud be a thousand beaches 
     
  12. If u were a booger I pick u first
     
  13. "I want to see your head like x^2 on my [beep]"
     
  14. Are u a parking ticket cuz u have the word fine all over u

     
  15. The post above me made no sense
     
  16. people call me stella, but you can call me tonight!
     
  17. i'll be sin^2A and you can be cos^2A. Together we are 1.
     
  18. Is your mum a hen?
    Cause you're a chick!
     
  19. If i give you a nickel will you tickle my pickle
     
  20. If u were a booger I'd pick u first!! I love dis one it's hilarious 
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