whoever posts the corniest pick up line will get more then j

Are you a thief? Cause you just stole my heart!

 

Charlie you are a copycat-_- be original.

 

R u a delivery girl? Cause you seem to be staring at my package

 

Are you a booger? Cause yer so hard to get.

Hahahahahahaha lol

 

If you were a cookie i'd eat you up


If you were cymbals i'd bang you lol

 

Does this smell like clorofoam?

 

If i where winney the pooh you could be my hunny jar

 

Is there i mirror in your pants cause i can sure see me in them

 

Are you a lolipop cuz i would love to suck you

 

are u from Tennessee because your the only ten-i-see lmao

 

Hey bitches suck my dick