What is jam

[WhoTfIsWesday]

So I was describing a flavour of sherbet i was eating as lemony and like there was jam mixed in and he goes "what does jam taste like?"

Apparently he's never had it, or maybe as a kid but he doesn't remember. He is American. I am so confuzzled. Have any of you not tried jam and if so, can you please go to your nearest gas station and buy some w some bread. Cuz wot da heck

@thankgodimanathiest

Idk if you look at forums but I'm outing you. Also idk where the dashes go so that likely won't link to his account

 

[RoseMilkTea]

I don't have words for this person......

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

I don't have words for this person......

He continued just now to say he hasn't tried soy sauce, ranch or mustard either. He doesn't like forums doe so he shan't engage w us ☹

 

[RoseMilkTea]

He continued just now to say he hasn't tried soy sauce, ranch or mustard either. He doesn't like forums doe so he shan't engage w us ☹

My brain is shaking. They sound like someone who doesn't season their food and they can't change my mind because they refuse to use forums.

Edit: they probably use ketchup on everything.

 

[MesozoicStray]

Jam is 50% fruit 50% sugar

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Jam is 50% fruit 50% sugar

I like it

 

[MesozoicStray]

He continued just now to say he hasn't tried soy sauce, ranch or mustard either. He doesn't like forums doe so he shan't engage w us ☹

I like mustard powder coz it goes in salad dressing but i don't like mustard itself. Never tried ranch it sounds horrible

 

[MesozoicStray]

I like it

I used to but now I dont coz to much sugar

 

[RoseMilkTea]

If they've had jelly before you could tell them it's like chunky jelly?

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

I like mustard powder coz it goes in salad dressing but i don't like mustard itself. Never tried ranch it sounds horrible

Mustard is nice in sandwiches or in pasta sauce among other things. I haven't eaten ranch in years cuz dairy but I used to like dipping pizza in it

 

[LeeJarrett]

Somebody make a game where we describe foods to someone who's never had them

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

If they've had jelly before you could tell them it's like chunky jelly?

I said that and he goes "oh is jam and jelly not the same thing?" So ig that is my answer

 

[MesozoicStray]

I said that and he goes "oh is jam and jelly not the same thing?" So ig that is my answer

Hes stupid

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Hes stupid

Nono. Just sheltered. Or a picky eater, I can't tell

 

[MesozoicStray]

Nono. Just sheltered. Or a picky eater, I can't tell

Does he not go to the shop ever?

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Does he not go to the shop ever?

I believe his family owns a grocery store which makes this extra funny to me

 

[MesozoicStray]

I believe his family owns a grocery store which makes this extra funny to me

Weird as fuck

 

[RoseMilkTea]

I believe his family owns a grocery store which makes this extra funny to me

Omg staaahpp

But i think jam and jelly are different. Jam is chunky and jelly is smooth (?) Like, I think of it like the cranberry jelly for Thanksgiving

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Omg staaahpp

But i think jam and jelly are different. Jam is chunky and jelly is smooth (?) Like, I think of it like the cranberry jelly for Thanksgiving

"In jelly, the fruit comes in the form of fruit juice. Jelly has the smoothest consistency and is usually clear. In jam, the fruit comes in the form of fruit pulp or crushed fruit. This makes jam less stiff than jelly" - google

You is right

 

[RoseMilkTea]

"In jelly, the fruit comes in the form of fruit juice. Jelly has the smoothest consistency and is usually clear. In jam, the fruit comes in the form of fruit pulp or crushed fruit. This makes jam less stiff than jelly" - google

You is right

Just call me Google from now on