Stupid Questions Stupid Answers

Because the Veggie monster had a setback and ate them all.

Why are there dumb people?

 

Because i dont know.

Why do aliens dont want to visit us?

 

Because reasons


Why is my name Megan?

 

Because a fairy named you after her favorite actress.

What am i wearing?

 

Your birthday suit






Why are words called words?

 

The sun.






Why are fat people fat?

 

Because if they werent the earths gravitational pull wouldn't be strong enough and we'd drift away from the sun.


Why are trees made of wood?

 

Because plastic melts in the sun.

Why are babies so freaking cute?

 

Because magical.fairies come to give them cuteness potion in the middle of the noght so we cant ignore them...

Why are parents such a drag?

 

Because they're pretty old


Why are so handsome?

 

*You

 

Cos you eats vegetables

Why Is Santa clause fat?

 

Because he eats little children.

Why does wind exist?

 

Because someone invented windshields

What is dv?

 

Derpy Villain. Lol

What's are tuts?

 

Tuts are short cut for tutsie rolls

What are People?

 

living creatures


how is this possible?

 

Because its magic.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

To find the chicks

Why don't pigs fly?