Stupid Questions Stupid Answers

They are not good pilots

What happened to the goat that had a nap?

 

He was eaten by his brother who ran outta food.

Why do you say cheese to get people to smile?

 

Because someone had cheese in their teeth.




Why do I fall for jerks

 

Coz you are a girl. And girls like stupid guys than good guys. Girls end up crying.

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

 

Because I make your brain num.

Why would someone use arrays instead of arraylist?

 

Because arrays are much easier to spell

If 1 2= 3, why is purple blue?

 

Because purple sad.

Why are you reading this?

 

Because my homework bores me.


Why do we have to sing the alphabets in order?

 

because otherwise theyd get lost

Why doesnt booboo do the hokey pokey?

 

Because I dared him to?

Why do you smell?

 

Because im wearing your clothes

Why does a woodpecker peck wood but not my woods wood?

 

Cuz your woods rotted

Why does the sky cry?

 

Because your mom decided to step out

Why is why a question

 

Because it has three heads


Why do purple people hate the color green

 

Because they hate (jealous) yoo jae suk

Why most bottle are made by plastic?

 

Because it creates friction between 2 fingers.

Why do birds suddenly appear?

 

Magic


Why dat booty so big?

 

cuz it wanted to twerk

Why are frogs green and not neon pink

 

Because the llamas stole all their neon pinkness.

Why wasn't Rainabows and Rainacorns used in the example instead of rainbows and unicorns?

 

It was raining men!


why doesnt a dragonfly breath fire?