STORIES OR MARSHMALLOW men

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by _Risa_, Apr 16, 2014.

  1. And fell down a well
     
  2. Still singing happy
     
  3. Clap along if you feel like that's what you gotta do .. Cause I'm happy
     
  4. then I got shot in the eye and wasn't so happy
     
  5. While doing this they Came across a underwater unicorn
     
  6. The unicorns name was Charlie :D
     
  7. And it farted rainbows all over them
     
  8. That we're actually skittles taste the Rainbow mofos :)
     
  9. THEN THE WORLD AND ALL ITS INHABITANTS WERE OBLITERATED IN A FIREY FLAME OF WTF
     
  10. The undertaker couldn't take in everything that was going on around Him... So he punch...
     
  11. The marshmallow kid in his face and he blew his hand off
     
  12. Everyone jacked everyone off and yeah
     
  13. But except the under taker cause he had no hands lol
     
  14. No he did but with his mouth
     
  15. Then he had a mild heart attach, so his jaw clench and he bit his own dick off 
     
  16. Which caused him to lose his Wrestlemania streak.
     
  17. Then the kid ate himself cause he was hungry
     
  18. And magic marshmallows rained down from the sky like droplets of water, like cats and dogs, like fiery balls of fluff and such, this being the cause of wold war Marshmallow
     
  19. CHOCOLATE RAIN!!!!
    Some stay dry and others feel the pain
    Chocolate Rain
    A baby born will die before the sin

    Chocolate Rain
    The school books say it can't be here again
    Chocolate Rain
    The prisons make you wonder where it went

    Chocolate Rain
    Build a tent and say the world as dry
    Chocolate Rain
    Zoom the camera out and see the light

    Chocolate Rain
    Forecast to be falling yesterday
    Chocolate Rain
    Only in the past is what they say

    Chocolate Rain
    Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
    Chocolate Rain
    Makes us happy 'livin in a gay

    Chocolate Rain
    Made me cross the street the other day
    Chocolate Rain
    Made you turn your head the other way

    Chocolate Rain
    History quickly crashing through your veins
    Chocolate Rain
    Using you to fall back down again


    Chocolate Rain
    Seldom mentioned on the radio
    Chocolate Rain
    It's the fear your leaders car control

    Chocolate Rain
    Worse than swearing, worse than calling names
    Chocolate Rain
    Say it publicly, and you're insane

    Chocolate Rain
    No one wants to hear about it now
    Chocolate Rain
    Wish real hard it goes away somehow

    Chocolate Rain
    Makes the best of friends begin to fight
    Chocolate Rain
    But did they know each other in the light?

    Chocolate Rain
    Every February washed away
    Chocolate Rain
    Stays behind as colors celebrate

    Chocolate Rain
    The same crime has a higher price to pay
    Chocolate Rain
    The judge and jury swear it's not in the face


    Chocolate Rain
    Dirty secrets of economy
    Chocolate Rain
    Turns that body into GDP

    Chocolate Rain
    The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
    Chocolate Rain
    But test scores are how much the parents made

    Chocolate Rain
    Flippin' cars in France the other night
    Chocolate Rain
    Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

    Chocolate Rain
    'Cross the world and back it's all the same
    Chocolate Rain
    Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

    Chocolate Rain
    Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
    Chocolate Rain
    Which part do you think you're 'livin in?

    Chocolate Rain
    More than marchin' more than past and law
    Chocolate Rain
    Remake how we got to where we are
     
  20. and then poof! koko krunch