STORIES OR MARSHMALLOW men

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by _Risa_, Apr 16, 2014.

  1. but then, chuck norris showed up
     
  2. with only a pin as a weapon
     
  3. And ATE ALL THE MARSHMALLOW WITH THE PIN AS A SPOON'
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    THE END
     
  4. "Well someone's got anger management issues..." 
     
  5.  ignore my part and continue the story!
     
  6. said the super-bored 9,000-year old tree as it watched Norris use a pin instead of his bare hands...
     
  7. But it turns out this pin was actually the safety on a sub machine which chuck norris then reveals and starts choas in the land full of marshmallows.

    The End
     
  8. And then the marshmallows decide that they don't wanna get fucked around, so they cram as many of there number in his mouth and...
     
  9. You guys are terrible at this? one person ends there sentence and the next persons doesn't even remotely relate to the last sentence or the story at all?
     
  10. Nope ️

    We are amazing at it ️
     
  11. That's what makes this story unique 
     
  12. "...and no one cares about marshmallows dammit!" said the boy to the red-faced girl typing the story onto her computer, as he flung the gadget out the window, with the girl still attached to it.
     
  13. What's the girl attached to the typewriter with?? o_O
     
  14. i guess she has really sticky fingers? i dunno hehe
     
  15. Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
     
  16. Then a roaming banana shark rates the marshmallow men's cuteness by 8 out of 8.. Then 8 all the marshmallow..

    THE END
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  17. Then I came out of no where and everybody was amazed as I restored this magical story back into place with only a boob and a pipe which I smoked happily