Gotdamn you may be cute but I could park a semi on that forehead. Girl you dont have dreams you have 3D HD movies. Head so wide its IMPOSSIBLE for you to lose yo mind. Got a gotdamn helicopter landing pad for a forehead. Also I know 9 inch nails is a band but holy girl you freddy kruger claws are something else
Girl if rosy o donnel lost some mf weight yall could pass for siblings. Ole girl from the grudge looking like she want to crawl down some stairs and shit. Gotdamn snuggled up with ya bear bout to make a flick and cast it for Ted 3 looking ass. Over here looking like your on eharmonyforducks.com waiting for daffy and donald to inbox yo ass
Lmfaooo jax is right that fucking forehead looks like a fivehead. I bet I can sit my fatass on your forehead without sliding off. But like damn them teeth, how the fuck do you kiss dudes with those in there??? You'd cut his mouth apart. Your skin looks so oily.. Like do you just rub cooking oil on your skin? Anyways. Post a full body fansign saying 'tony is my daddy' Id sure as hell wouldn't be disappointed with you. c:
I swear Jax. We need freaking Google Translate set to Hood Talk to English with you typing smfh I can understand about 45 percent of most of the crap you type
Jax I love you. Dudes got a head like a cone head, like some alien mated with a poodle and this is the shit we get. Jax put that shirt away homie you're to skinny to be a lumberjack.
Okay I usually think your guys' (all of ours) roasts suck, but this was pretty savage. Probably the best Ive seen on this thread.
You have the body of a chiseled ancient egyptian statue..... Small weiner and all The only time any white girl would go back after going black