#RoastMe

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Aug 27, 2015.

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  1. I was...but my backpack was too big and heavy to run. So I just walked. :geek:
     
  2. BEST OF.

    STICKY
     
  3. ;-; Cherry, only for you Bby.



    go Ahead and roast me.
    I got small lips I know ?
     
  4. Pink headphones? ?

    Orange is the new black get on stile meegan ?
     
  5. :| that was like... So lame.
     
  6. O
    Ok
    I'm not a good roaster kus I don't cook ?
     
  7. We should like, vote for the best roaster after the thread gets locked.
     
  8. Yes ️ why is it getting locked though?

    ?haha haha!
     
  9. Well it will eventually. Im just saying, when it does, we vote for the Master Roaster lol
     
  10. Sorry to hear about your anorexia. One day, when you're no longer an anorexic virgin, perhaps you'll find a nice ugly AF fatty to feed you up.

    Are those child sized headphones, virgin? Or do you just have a peanut head? Serious question. Was it some kind of perverted dressing up game you were playing - taking photographs of yourself in your pyjamas with headphones on?

    I'm not sure you're Bill Cosby's type to be honest?
     
  11. This is the picture I uploaded to the RoastMe sub, please do better than they did. I wanna wake up to savagery.


     
  12. You're an underage catfish looking for attention with poor taste in photo theft.

    Your legs are so fat they squeak when you walk. Like when you sit down on your mothers cheap plastic sofa and it farts back at you. That's your legs. Ever though about eating a salad?

    It's like two slugs are having a Mexican standoff where your eyebrows are. And seriously - who dyes their eyebrows dark?

    If your too poor to afford a comb for your hair, but down the fork from your mouth for a minute and use it to come that's nasty mess on your head, hair bear looking MF
     
  13. Your priest called, he wants your virgin ass back in his confession booth. Bring knee pads.
     
  14. Why are ppl calling this black guy skinny anorexic? Is it uncommon to see a healthywe ight person in americ u fat Ducks
     
  15. That spelling yo
     
  16. You got a fetish for anorexic people?

    You need help. You're sick
     

  17. Ok I have a question... Why does everyone keep saying that? Do I have a molested-by-a-priest / Altar Boy look or something what the hell
     
  18. You look like you got molested and then friendzoned by me bby
     
  19. Key one, you should never wear eyeliner that dark if your hairs that light. Starts to look like you were banged by a clown..
     
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