#RoastMe

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Aug 27, 2015.

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  1. I'm gone chill on this 
     
  2. Homie you look like you was the nerd in middle school getting beat up for his lunch money so you decided to grow some random muscles. Bro wife beater is just the name for the shirt not an actual action. Did you steal those glasses from a five year old? ??

    P.s. Your skinny ass has boobs bigger then mine!
     
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  4. He's got money to buy beats but still doesn't have cash to buy a front face camera...looking like MC Hammer
     
  5. Ohhhhhh hammer time


    Post pictures if you're gonna roast, it gives us fair playing ground.
     
  6. My roast was the best. I got ignored. Like im not even there. Kinda like in rl since I never talk and people would forget im right next to them lol :geek:
     
  7. Wait what was yours?
     
  8. I posted pic on page 13. Didnt get roasted ;-; all I got was "them ears doe" from broncoo
     
  9. Damn homie u want some attention huh ?
     
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  11. Yes. Im very lonely. I needs the attention from you popular players.
     

  12. Chick look like she hiding her double chin with a well placed hand, girl I know. Girl can't even do wide angle shots smh
     
  13. Homie what are those pubic hairs popping out of your head? You look like you got electrocuted. And what's with the smirk? You look like you haven't been laid since 1985 and your ass finally got some.
     
  14. Cause you seem to want it...




    Dude uses KY Jelly to slick up his hair. Now them shits are looking like spike strips. I seen his hair on worlds wildest police videos stop a semi. My boy over here looking like Mandark "hahaha hahaha hahahahahahaha" laughing ass. With those big ass nutty professor glasses. Them mfs look hella bulletproof.
     
  15. I'm really wondering why his backpack has buckles...
     

  16. Thats them saftey straps. Now all he needs is his helmet and scuba gear so he doesnt drown in his cornflakes
     
  17. So that's what they're for. I was wondering the same thing :shock:
     
  18. Lol Tbh I think its a hiking backpack and those straps are to secure it idk Im not man vs wild
     
  19. Close. Theyre to keep it from falling off and keeping my laptop safe. :geek:
     

  20. I bet you were that kid in school who would grab hold of his big ass backpack as soon as the bell rang and run to the next class
     
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